Most Ridiculous Horoscope Ever

I'm not sure what the astrologist was smoking when they wrote this but it really cracked me up:

Pisces:
You'll spend time with someone who highlights your soulfulness. Together, you'll tumble into precious moments of depth and then rise out of them with hearts as light as helium.

I'm probably as hopeless a romantic as a pisces can be but even for me this was over the top. Oh, balloon man with your helium filled hearts of love . . . where are you?!